三篇小学的英语小短文，简单点，但也不要太简单啊急急急！！！最好有点好笑

Question

快点啊，我要来不及了！
喂我六年级了，太简单了吧是演讲稿

Answer 1

hello
hello
nice to meet you
nice to meet you too
how are you
fine thanks! and you?
i'm ok !
oh late for school
bye
bye`

A:Can I help you?
B:I'm hurry.Do you have anything to eat?
A:Sure.What would you like?
B:I'd like a pizza.
A:Sorry.It has sold out.How about a humburger?
B:OK.How much is it?
A:Just 10 yuan.
B:All right.I'll buy it.
A:Here you are.
B:Thank you.
A:You are welcome.

风和太阳(The Wind And The Sun)
One day the wind said to the sun, “Look at that man walking along the road. I can get his cloak off more quickly than you can.”
“We will see about that,” said the sun. “I will let you try first.”
So the wind tried to make the man take off his cloak. He blew and blew, but the man only pulled his cloak more closely around himself.
“I give up,” said the wind at last. “I cannot get his cloak off.” Then the sun tried. He shone as hard as he could. The man soon became hot and took off his cloak.
有一天风跟太阳说: “看看那个沿着路上走的人.我可以比你快让他把披风脱下来.)
(“我们等着看吧,”太阳说, “我让你先试.)
(因此风尝试让那个人把披风脱下来.他用力地吹,可是那个人把披风拉得更紧.)
(“我放弃了,”风最后说, “我无法让他把披风脱下来.”然后由太阳试试看.他尽可能地晒他.不久,那个人很热就把披风脱下来了.)

Answer 2

什么短文啊 介绍自己的吗

Answer 3

大约多少字