英语短文小笑话

英语老师叫我背小短文,这个小短文还带是个小笑话。我英语不懂一霎,求求那位哥哥姐姐帮帮我!

今天我正在看碟,老妈又捧了本书进来,说道:给我讲讲这几句话什么意思 ]
老妈:这个“i don’t know.“是什么意思?
我说:“我不知道”
老妈:送你上大学上了几年,你怎么什么都不知道!!
我说:不是!就是“我不知道”吗!!
老妈:还嘴硬!!!!(一顿爆揍)
老妈:你在给我说说这个。“i know.“是什么意思你该知道吧,给我说说。
我说:是“我知道“
老妈:知道就快说。
我说:就是“我知道“
老妈:找茬呀你?刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不?
我说:就是我知道呀!
老妈:知道你还不说!!不懂不要装懂(又一顿爆揍)
老妈:你给我小心点,花那么多钱送你上大学,搞的现在什么都不会,会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱,再问你最后一个,你给我好好解释一下,说不出来我在收拾你,你给我翻译一下“i know but idon’t want to tell you.”是什么意思?
我晕倒,拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下,用头撞墙四十多下,双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下,用腿踢桌子角六十多下,血肉模糊之时,我问老妈:这下你满意吧
这不她老人家又来问我了:“儿啊,i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me.是什么意思啊~?“
我:“我很烦,别烦我“ ;
老妈:“找打,跟你妈这么说话“(于是被扁)
老妈又问;“i hear nothing,repeat.是what意思啊“
我说:“我没听清,再说一次“
老妈又说了一遍:i hear nothing,repeat“
“我没听清,再说一次“
结果被扁
老妈再问:“what do you say“又怎么解释呢“
我说:“你说什么“(再次被扁)
老妈再问:“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊’
我说:“查字典“
“查字典我还问你做甚“(被扁)
老妈又问:you had better ask somebody.怎么翻呢“
我说:“你最好问别人“
“你是我儿子,我问别人干吗,又找打.“
“啊!god save me!“
“耍你老妈玩,上帝也救不了你!(被扁)
我再问你:“use you head,then thin kit over,又是什么意思啊!“
我说:“动动脑子,再仔细想想.“
“臭小子,还敢耍我“接着又要动手
我连忙说:“是世上只有妈妈好的意思”
“嗯,这还差不多,一会我给你做好吃的,明天再问你”
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第1个回答  2013-11-09
He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy." Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!" Hospitality

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.本回答被网友采纳
第2个回答  2013-11-09
To have a new staff, wrong number phone to him, general manager of office, he did not know, offended the general manager, general manager angrily question: Do you know who I am? I was general manager of the company!
So the staff asked: Do you know who I am么? Other answer do not know, "good." Staff to hang up the phone. 有一个新来的职员,他打错电话到总经理办公室,他并不知道,冒犯了总经理,总经理生气地问:你知道我是谁吗?我是公司总经理!
于是职员反问道:你知道我是谁么?对方回答不知道,"很好."职员挂断了电话.

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