看你笑不笑，几个英文里的冷幽默段子

Answer 1

1. I'm not addicted to Wechat! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!我对微信并不上瘾。我只在有空时玩微信。主要是在午饭时间、休息时间、睡前时间、这些时间、那些时间、任何时间和所有时间玩玩而已。（这里主要利用time来达到幽默的效果，仔细体会一下英文哦！）
2. I hate two-faced people.It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.我最恨两面派，因为我不知道先扇哪边的脸，这让我很为难。

Answer 2