求三篇文明的英语小故事和小笑话越短越简单越好。急急急急!!!!!!!!!

如题所述

1、A: What is the longest word in the English language?
B:“SMILES, there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
中文:“你知道英语中最长的单词是什么吗?”
“SMILES,这单词第一个字母与最后一个字母之间隔了一英里(mile)。”

2、A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
中文:A:你的结婚戒指带错手指了。B:我知道,因为我和一个错误(坏)的女人结了婚。

3、Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?
Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.
Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.
中文: 妈妈:弗雷迪,你的脸为什么那么红?
弗雷迪:我刚才在大街上跑,为的是阻止一次打架?
妈妈:你做的对,谁和谁在打架。
弗雷迪:我和杰克·史密斯。
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第1个回答  2011-04-14
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他赢了
汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?
约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿?
约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了。
第2个回答  2011-04-06
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